12 Spouses Who Are Totally Killing the Marriage Game

If you’ve been married for a long period of time, you probably know how easily a routine can kill the romance you once had. Good jokes are exactly what the doctor ordered if you want to keep your feelings alive — just make sure you don’t go too far while playing tricks on your beloved.2 min


If you’ve been married for a long period of time, you probably know how easily a routine can kill the romance you once had. Good jokes are exactly what the doctor ordered if you want to keep your feelings alive — just make sure you don’t go too far while playing tricks on your beloved.

1. “My wife has been waiting for 2 days for me to open the fridge.”

2. “My husband said he found my name on a Snickers bar.”

3. “Wife asked me to get her a pillow.”

4. “My wife thinks I’m stupid too.”

5. “Husband in pug shirt, pug in husband shirt”

6. “Husband invites me on a romantic paddle ride…then knocks me over and laughs.”

7. “I attached my dog to my sleeping wife so I didn’t have to hold him. It’s been 20 minutes and so far this is working out perfectly.”

8. “My wife believes she is a better driver, I let our dog decide.”

9. “My wife says I don’t understand breakfast in bed.”

10. “My wife wanted a run-of-the-mill birthday party. I asked her, ’So just a generic party?’ This is the result.”

11. “My wife was no help. She sat there eating pizza with her friends in the waiting room.”

12. “Wife didn’t like the way she looked in the family picture, but I told her I could improve it with Photoshop.”


Like it? Share with your friends!

Send this to a friend